Stuff Your Astrologer Should Have Told You: The Brutally Honest Truth Behind the Bad Traits of Each Star Sign

If you're sick of hearing platitudes about your star sign's best attributes, or all the ways your doomed Leo Taurus relationship can actually work, this book is for you! Explore the dark side of each sign, delving deep into pet peeves, negative traits, and the types of people you should avoid (and be avoided by) at all costs. What are people saying behind your back? Which friend is most likely to bring out your worst? Should you even bother swiping right on a Scorpio? Stuff Your Astrologer Should Have Told You has the answers, and it's not sugarcoating anything. Most astrology books will tell you all about the best parts of your sign-its strengths, what it likes, and who it is most compatible with. This book is the opposite-it takes a look at each sign's dark side, so readers know what to expect when doing business with a Scorpio or falling in love with a Capricorn. While most astrology books tend to put a positive spin on the signs and their traits, Alise Morales is not afraid to say how the stars interact with-and sometimes screw over-each other on a daily basis. We all have pet peeves. We all know there are some people we're just not compatible with. This is the book that will tell you why and teach you about your star sign and astrology in the process. AUTHOR: Alise Morales is a comedian, voice actor, and writer based out of Brooklyn, NY. She got into astrology writing horoscopes for Betches Media and PureWow, where she specialized in taking horoscopes and spinning them for a young, female audience. She released her first book, Hello, I'm A F*cking Puzzle Genius: 100 Activities for Smart AF Adults in 2020. SELLING POINTS: . Visually appealing and highliy stylized design makes the book attractive and sharable on social media. . Perfect for casual astrology fans, with plenty of interesting, sharp content for zodiac aficionados . The author is a comedian and horoscrope writer, and her sharp, funny voice is highly relatable . It features beautiful artwork both inside and out, making it a conversation piece that can be flipped through with friends.